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by Northern1 @, Iceland, Monday, July 14, 2014, 02:53

Rudy is an alien. For the lack of a better description lets call him a grey.
We had a chat about philosophy, ethics, social engineering and genetic restructuring one evening over a cup of tea and biscuits.
Here´s a bit of it.

Me: Funny you should show up, i´ve been thinking about you guys, about what makes you tick.
Rudy: Yeah, we know, your questions are becoming more relevant, we are glad.
Me: Well, i´m glad you´re glad, now we can all be glad together.
Rudy: (sips tea) I sense hostility. Control yourself man, it´s worth it.
You anxiety is typical, you should be above such things, being of value.
Me: Yeah, but are you of value to me, is what is ask myself.
You treat me like a piece of meat, i have clamp bruises and i´m supposed to believe
that you care for my well being, that you have my best interests at heart?
Value you say, lets discuss that. What´s the going rate for my carcass?
Rudy: You wanted us to work on you, we´ve been working on you.
Trust us, you´re in good clamps. Lets change the subject.

Me: OK, lets talk about the nature of the universe.
Rudy: From me me me to everything and all, hahaha, we like it.
Me: Whatever. Obviously the big bang theory is wrong, nothing will come from nothing.
Rudy: Interesting choice of words. Obviously we have had a long time to think about this.
Of course we saw early on that something cannot expand into nothing and yet
the measured evidence suggested movement and expansion.
This led to a long held conclusion that as our awareness of the universe was the expansion.
There were obvious faults with that theory and it had it´s critics.
That velocity and space are relative leads to reality being relative and then
the question becomes in relation to what?
Like you humans we began considering multiple universes and larger designs.
but of course we were soon asking ourselves what do all the universes relate to,
what is their frame of reference? Something bigger still and endlessly perhaps
and into the tiniest of the tiny endlessly also?
I tell you the whole thing was giving us a massive headache.
We had a kind of hippy movement for a while, a dangerous lot.
They claimed everything an illusion, time, space, reason and themselves even.
They always failed to explain how the illusion became self aware
and how it could be scrutinized by other self aware illusions endlessly.
And so we have been seeking the grail ever since and getting nowhere might I add.
Me: The grail?
Rudy: The spark, man, the ignition, the source.
Me: Oh you mean God, the one who created himself, but didn´t really
because he´s always been there ever since he created himself, you mean that guy?
Rudy: When you put it that way, it makes one wonder if he´s just sitting at the
bottom of a test tube in the basement of a madman like the rest of us.
I want to use that as a joke for a upcoming student lecture if I may.
Me: Blow your brains out.

It makes one wonder you said. Nice to see i´m not addressing a group of you.
I can´t believe you don´t get that there can be no beginning or end,
therefor no creator or destroyer. Your hippies were right.
Rudy: We have given this thought human. We can be sure of only one thing,
we are aware therefor we are. How we became and what we will become
are the key questions rather than the nature of the physical universe,
it is only of secondary concern.
We don´t chase the wind, we seek it´s source.
Me: Hope you don´t discover it´s just an asshole.
Have some biscuits or my wife will frown.
Lets get on the topic of alien intervention of human affairs.
Rudy: (forcing down a biscuit) Must we?
Me: Is it DNA upgrading? A breeding program? Are we somebody´s idea of a restaurant?
Or do you just get a kick out of playing God since you can´t find him?
Rudy: Oh God, the humanities. If only my boss could hear this,
I think his elongated jelly bean head would just pop. We like you.
Me: Ah you don´t like your boss. Of course you would have a hierarchy,
it´s so functional and keeps everyone in line for the top percentage.
Rudy: (laughing) Communist.
Me: You never answered my question though, what´s it all about,
what´s so special about humans? What do you need us for?
Rudy: (almost choking on a biscuit) omelettes.
Me: Open a window honey, give the alien some air.
Rudy: I´m not an alien, I´m linked to you.
Did you think I came here for the pleasure of your company and the stimulating conversation?
Me: Any second now I´m gonna kick your ass mister.
Alright, i´ll bite, so why did you decide to grace us with your presence?
Rudy: Oh believe me it was not my decision, I had tickets for the Intergalactic Cup.
My team is on a winning run. Actually it´s our team, you´ve been there a few times.
Me: What, as a spectator, a player, the ball? No wait, i don´t want to know.
Man, you must have really messed up to be linked with me eh.
Rudy: I´ve had worse....
We like you.
Me. Oh shucks, you´re just saying that you little palooka.
Rudy: I need to tell you why I was sent here while I have time.
Me: More tea?
Rudy: No thank you, I am fine. Listen it´s important you know in advance.
Me: Hold on, telephone. Yes mother, like i said, we will be there on Tuesday.
Bla bla bla bla bla
bla bla bla
Sorry about that, you were saying?
Rudy: That dream you had about white light is a memory of the future.
Like I said, you are all in good clamps.
Me: WhiteKnight? Yeah i miss his posts too.
WHat´s that?
Where did he go?
Of all the inconsiderate rude.

Love Is All

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