RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR
Restricted Quadrants begins.
Distant Amazements show set to start.
A week of full moons? What about day time? Brighter days also? These are amazing days indeed. A possible once in a million year Earthquake never witnessed by humans before and now a intensely bright comet that’s never been past Earth before. Wow! Lucky to be around for this stuff.
It’s my Halloween special
Here on STA
Try to be ready on time this year will you? Where we going for the bash? It’s a secret. Last years castle party was amazing. Yeah and scary. You and Halloween you never change. Please tell me your not picking me up in some unusual machine this year. Just a simple rental would be nice for a change. Its not that out there or strange this year. OK cool.
What the? Common get in? Seriously?
Time for the 5 o’clock news. Change the channel there is no real news on that owner controlled media out put fountain of bias. What’s going down is not even being covered and people in the know are shaking in their boots all across the planet. They can’t hold it together everything is changing right under their feet. How we think about things our thought process the weather and seasons the Earth and everything on it and all the planets around us. Who knows what tomorrow brings?
Your always so radical and mystic. Now we exit the highway it’s all back roads and small towns until the destination now. Hay pull into that 7 Eleven I need some road snacks. I packed snacks in the cooler and bags in the back. I don’t want that organic stuff. You know I like the junk we grew up on. They don’t make most of them anymore. Get me some Gummy Bears and Doritos will ya?
Man these roads are quiet and relaxing. Yeah and it’s early still. Lots of small farms. I think they are run by big companies now mostly. Not very many street lights out here. I like the low hills here pretty nice fall drive. I love fall the cool feel this time of year. Have you noticed that the cars we are passing seem to be going back in time. What? The cars. Look at the cars in the driveways a few minutes ago the cars was all normal 1990 2000 year models. Now I’m seeing all circa 1980 era cars. That’s crazy. Maybe its like different class neighborhoods were passing through like Uptown Eastside over the tracks. Yeah OK Einstein. The homes appearance seem to match the cars in the yards also. See. Well wouldn’t you think that just one person might own a newer car out of all the houses around here? Slow down a little and take a look around. Yeah I see what your trying to convening.
Look it’s the Eighties out there. I’ve seen that a few times in small towns traveling the country. Its just the town or cities hay day has past. Then they either move on and start to grow again or just fade out more and more. Look at all the baby boomers that left the northern towns and headed south. Yeah. Well if we hit the late sixties early seventies pullover and let me out. I’ll find you again someday in the now when I’m wealthy off the investments and sports bets I’ll make and hook you up in the future. That’s funny you would make money off your knowledge from future with the outcomes in company stocks and who won the Super blow? Yeah wouldn’t you? What about helping the world mankind in general with your knowledge of events and advanced wisdom. Like anybody would listen to me be serious. I going for the coin. I don’t want to be locked up in Bellevue.
Look it’s the seventies out there now dude. I think your right. Lets pullover while it’s early and talk to somebody. On the right up here the lights are on lets stop and play like were lost and need directions. We usually are lost anyway. Hay. Look in the window on the TV. Holy shit it is the seventies it’s M.A.S.H. It could just be cable reruns. Dude look at the furniture. I’m going back to the van before I can’t. Don’t knock on the door don’t talk to them. Lets just go and drive a little more.
Ok lets go. What’s going on man? Were in some kind of time tunnel or time warp. Man stop freaking out and keep your eyes open. Look for a gas station or store or something that’s open. Well you know back in the day the Conner store was only open to 9 pm back then. Remember the gas stations closed in the evening. Yeah you had to know the area to find the late station which was not really open much later anyway.
Look the Country Conner store pull in dude. Ok OK. You ready for this? Yeah. Ok if it’s the seventies just be cool don’t go all crazy scaring the people inside. Saying I’m from 2012 and look I have a cell phone with apps and shit. They likely have a double barrel behind the counter. Ok I’m ready. Nice old bell on the door. Hello. Good evening. Look at the selves dude the products on them. Look on the beer coolers it’s Bud man. Yeah they have the Frito Bandito erasers. Penny candy 3 for a penny. Holy shit. It could just be new old stock or something. Really pixy sticks and giant Sweet Tarts. Where? Right next to the Razzels Dum Ass. Look at the magazine rack and the news papers. We need to go. Don’t just walk out buy something. What anything just grab something. Look like we came in to pick up something we needed. Here. Freakies cereal. Dude really? Don’t put it back he’s watching us like a hawk. Because you look like a shoplifter. That going to be it? Yup. The kids have to have their cereal in the morning. I sell a lot of this crazy stuff. Thank you have a nice night sir.
Oh my God. You see. Can you believe this. We have traveled back in time. Shit I didn’t get any pictures. You can’t take any pictures. You’ll draw attention using a camera that looks like a credit card. Oh yeah. Lets drive down the road a bit more. Why? Until we hit the sixties anyways. 1968 Camaros? Common. Don’t try to snag it. Well go back through the sixties and fifties the 57’s and 55’s until we hit the model A‘s. Then will turn around drive the other direction into the future to see what’s new. This is going to be great man what a road trip. The road trip of a lifetime. Dude I think there’s somebody in the back of the van. What? Somebody must have gotten in the van when we stopped. Look out!
I’ve never meet a Andy I didn’t like. I wish we haven’t lost two of the best Andy’s ever this year. I was never sorry to see this legend on the TV.
A message for the world which will be missed by all except us. Thank you for reading. Peace and Love to All
- RIGHT OUTSIDE YOUR DOOR - Nowhereman, 2012-09-28, 13:39
- ROGER THAT - Gnosine, 2012-09-28, 16:23