SLAVE TO THE FRIDGE

by Northern1 , Iceland, Thursday, August 23, 2012, 05:15 @ iamae

Hi iamae.

You are not alone.

If I was a ghost of a dear departed one
and wanted to continue to influence a
loved one to behave like I wished
and had no way of doing so in the
physical realm except through electrical
appliances, well..

Remember my haunted fridge post?
It´s not getting any rarer and
sometimes it is downright oppressive.
I have also noticed a certain pattern
to this electrical behavior.
If my mind wanders into titillating
thoughts or heaven forbid I look at
a few arousing pics the damn fridge
door starts opening and closing
with increasing rapidity akin
to frenzy and only stops if I
shout out something like
For Crying Out Loud, Give It A Rest Already!

Suffice to say I am trying to
think only happy clean thoughts.
Anything to keep that fridge happy.

Your fridge just wants what is best for you.
Yeah, right.

N1