AN OLD COOT PONDERING THE NEWS AND "SPLAT"! *PIC*

by Kent, Saturday, August 07, 2004, 09:12

The recent News can get really nutty.

Must be a lot of work being a Fascist Jackboot. You'd think the Power Brats would take a break, go fishin.

What do these Elite Twerps really want? A more cushy hole in the ground? A fancy tombstone?

We all eventually hit the same wall. "Splat".

An artist here, maybe I'll make designer SPLATS.

Eh?

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There! Done!

A wondrous architecturally perfected SPLAT!
http://www.cyberspaceorbit.com/splat4.jpg

Atta boy, Kenton!

I see it now a thriving SPLAT FACTORY! I could get rich and become one of...THEM! A SPLATmeister! Yesssss!

But, gosh, what would I do with the loot? Hmmm...maybe I could buy a train load of ping pong balls.

Ping pong balls are cool. Why? They don't go SPLAT.

They go BOING!

Now THAT'S immortality!